2025 - Crazytown is coming home!
COME ON BACK!
31st Annual Siggy Golf Outing Aug 1-3, 2025 COACHMAN'S Golf Resort
A 3 day party
wrapped around a 72 hole golf tournament
At Coachman's Golf Resort.
This year we will offer more choices
SO WHAT'S NEW OR DIFFERENT FROM LAST YEAR !
NOT !!!
Championship
Championship
We're going back home to the Coachman's !
No More Purple Proof of Purchase
BUT
The Coachman's does sell out.
We Need to get guys committed and deposits in ASAP. We have room for 24 but will have to give up some rooms,
Championship
Championship
Championship
Full Championship or less golf?
This year we'll have a choice. For those of us who want to compete for the championship or simply participate in the full event, the 72 hole format will remain unchanged. The B flight will be an option where you skip Saturday morning. This for bad backs, not hangovers!
ARE YOU IN?
Championship
ARE YOU IN?
Here's What You Need To Do:
1) Tell me (& the boys) you're IN
2) Call the Coachman's NOW and put down your deposit
3) Get the day off Friday. Tell the boss. Clear the day off at work too.
4) Send me $50.00 Venmo preferred. Cash when you see me acceptable.
5) If you're interested in the B flight, let me know.
who's in so far for 2025...
IN!
IN!
IN!
Billy Baroo & Perkules too!
IN!
IN!
IN!
Cadillac is coming back!
IN!
IN!
IN!
The Legend Returns!
IN!
Who Else is IN?
IN!
The Yeti's in (smaller people not pictured).
IN!
Who Else is IN?
Who Else is IN?
Dr. Evil and Commander McBragg -
But of course!
Who Else is IN?
Who Else is IN?
Who Else is IN?
Commander McBragg Wants You!
A few moments from the LAST golf outing -2024
Golf & Beer!
2024 Outing Highlights
2025 Tee Times & Details
2025 Tee Times & Details
Tournament Champion -
The Yeti
Long Dive - The Yeti
Best Shot - Billy Baroo
Long Putt - WTF Boley
Horse's Ass
2024 was the year of the Yeti. Chuck won the long drive, held off a Sunday charge from McBragg and won his first championship.
Off the course, the consensus was the Alpine treated us well and we enjoyed the resort facilities but found the golf course too quirky.
2025 Tee Times & Details
2025 Tee Times & Details
2025 Tee Times & Details
- FRIDAY: 1:00 PM Red/White
- SAT AM: 8:00 am Blue/Red
- SAT 2:00 pm White/Blue
- SUNDAY 8:22 Red/White
FRIDAY DINNER 7:30
SATURDAY DINNER 7;30
SUNDAY BRUNCH 11:45
or
as soon as we're done golfing.
The Package
2025 Tee Times & Details
The Package
The Great Escape
$444 per person based on double occupancy
- Unlimited golf
- Lodging Friday and Saturday nights
- Friday evening fish fry dinner per person
- Saturday breakfast or lunch per person
- Saturday evening prime rib buffet per person
- Sunday brunch per person
- 4 cocktails per person
- Carts not included
(Carts will add about $60.00)
Site Content
SHALL WE BRING BACK THE THURSDAY PAR 3 CONTEST ?
For 3 years the Thursday Par Three contest was a great start for those who did it. The Thursday Club had been Commander McBragg, Coco Puffs, Billy Baroo & Brawny. We'd start at the Creekview Par 3 on Thursday morning, then check in to the Coachman''s, have some lunch, maybe sneak in some extra golf. good night sleep and you wake up Friday, already at the Coachman's If anyone is interested in going up Thursday, call and let me know. If there's interest, it can still be done.
THE B FLIGHT
CONFUSED?
HOW WILL THIS B FLIGHT WORK?
My hope is that almost everyone is going to play the full 72 hole golf outing as usual. However, as we've been doing this for over 30 years now, there may be a need for an option that is less physically demanding.
This year, the "B flight" will be an option that players can choose. The B flight will play 3 rounds, one each day. The B flight will play be scheduled for three founds of golf instead of four. Friday we will still mix all of the golfers together and keep wolf score. Saturday morning, the wolf tournament goes on but the B flight players do not play. Saturday afternoon, we will have the traditional 4 man scramble, separate from the wolf tournament with everybody playing. Sunday the Wolf tournament concludes with the third round, and everyone playing wolf. The B flight players will play in a separate group or groups from those playing the full tournament, with B flight picking up their wolf scores from Friday for a chance to be the B flight winner. Those playing the full tournament will pick up their 2 round score for a chance to be golf outing champion. Hopefully, we will be able to set up even foursomes.
The golf package will be the same, with the possible exception of paying a little less for a cart if you don't go 36 on Saturday. The prize money collected from me will also be the same, with just a couple of less chances to win, but a shot at all the same contests.
When committing to the outing, please make a preliminary indication of full tournament or B flight. This can be changed up until just before the outing starts, but I do not want to see people dropping to the B flight during the weekend unless an injury has happened.
This is a work in progress, and we'll see how it goes.
2025 rules and contests
THE WOLF CHAMPIONSHIP
2025 tournament wolf rules
(wolf without the popularity contest)
This year there’s no picking partners, you play six holes with everyone
Each Player will be designated player 1,2,3 or 4 by flipping a tee.
1st 6 holes, it’s players 1 & 2 v. 3 & 4
2nd 6 holes, it’s players 1 & 3 v. 2 & 4
3rd 6 holes, it’s players 1 & 4 v. 2 & 3
Friday: ride with your roommate. NO LONE WOLF
WOLF SCORING: EVERY HOLE ADDS UP TO 8 POINTS.
Low team total is 4 points, 2 to each on the low team
Or 1 pt for all 4 if the teams tie.
Low individual is 4 pts, 2 to each on his team
Or 1 pt for all 4 if it’s a tie
Saturday morning: Foursomes designated by wolf point standings, as usual
IT’S 2 MAN SCAMBLE WITH ROTATING TEAMS FOR WOLF POINTS!
1st 6 holes, it’s players 1 & 2 v. 3 & 4
2nd 6 holes, it’s players 1 & 3 v. 2 & 4
3rd 6 holes, it’s players 1 & 4 v. 2 & 3
But unlike Friday, it’s a scramble, 2 against 2
WOLF SCORING: EVERY HOLE ADDS UP TO 8 POINTS.
Low 2-man-team, 4 for each guy, high team, 0 for each guy: total 8
If the two man teams tie the hole, all 4 guys get 2 points: total 8
Saturday Afternoon: 4 man scramble, separate and apart from the wolf tourney, as usual
Sunday Morning: Conclude the Wolf Tourney, same rules as Friday,
MAXIMUM SCORE: 6 on par 3
8 on par 4 or 5
IF YOU UNEXPECTEDLY END UP IN A THREESOME
Then it's one against two, with each person taking one third of the holes as the single
Six point per hole not 8
Single wins low score - he gets all 6
Single ties low score - everyone gets 2
Single gets beat for low score - the twosome gets 3 each.
ONE CLUB LENGTH:
to avoid bad lies or bad luck, you can move the ball one club length:
-You cannot move the ball from off the green to on
-You cannot move a ball already on the green except to avoid trouble spots
-you cannot move out of a sand trap but can move within the trap
You can move out of the rough onto better grass or out of an unplayable spot
-You cannot move closer to the flag
SIGGY GOLF OUTING SPECIAL RULES
· The Pinky: Everyone gets a Mulligan Ball to use for the weekend (the Pinky). You can use it once every nine holes, if you need it. You can only use it as a mulligan off the tee, and if you use it you must play the entire hole with it. IF YOU LOSE YOUR PINKY, YOU’RE OUT OF MULLIGANS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEKEND
· The Cloh Throw: Once per 18 Holes, You can plant your foot & throw the ball instead of hitting it with a club. You have to be able to plant your foot where the ball is.
· The Don’t be a Dick Rule:
One-Stroke penalty may be assessed by unanimous vote the other 3 players
· The second try if you buy rule: If you are first from your group to buy a round for your group from the cart girl, you have a second-try putt to use later in the round when you need it.
· The Todd Rule: If one guy wins too much stuff I may just re-distribute.
The Crazy Mike Rule: All putts within the length of a standard putter are good. Keep in mind that the don't be a dick rule can be applied to 31 inch putts.
The Yeti rule: Cloh Throws can be used to dunk a putt.
Siggy Rule 3.7 If your third putt is for a double bogey or worse, it's good.
Coco rule: Talk politics -get fined 2 bucks ($5.00 for Coco)
The Gong Show Rule:
Make a Birdie - Dance like Gene Gene The Dancing Machine.
The Chicken Dance or the Hawk Walk will also be acceptable.
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*No 14 club rule. Bring em all.
· The Siggy Rule: I reserve the right to make up other alcohol-influenced rules.
THE POMPER RULE: MUST BE PRESENT TO WIN. If you're not there for Sunday Lunch, I'm keeping it or giving it to someone else.
Siggy Golf Outing Contests
The Wolf Tournament
The Wolf Tournament
A three-day, three-round competition. This is the golf tournament part of the golf tournament
CLOSEST TO THE PIN
The Wolf Tournament
Everyone ponies up $20 when we get there and we play closest to the pin – for the whole group – on every par three. Each closest is worth $20.00 Closest for the whole weekend gets a trophy, and all the extra twentys.
LONGEST PUTT
LONGEST DRIVE
Longest putt of the weekend wins a trophy and a prize. Can be hit from on or off the green, as long as your using the putter. Don’t forget to measure.
LONGEST DRIVE
THE HORSES ASS AWARD
LONGEST DRIVE
One swing, on Sunday. Hole to be determined.
No Mulligans or Pinkies
SATURDAY SCRAMBLE
THE HORSES ASS AWARD
THE HORSES ASS AWARD
The Second 18 on Saturday
Saturday Afternoon: 4 man scramble,
Separate prizes for the scramble,
but results will be part of the Siggy Cup
THE HORSES ASS AWARD
THE HORSES ASS AWARD
THE HORSES ASS AWARD
So Many Ways to Win