2024 - Crazytown is down the road at alpine valley
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30h Anniversay Siggy Golf Outing Aug 2-4, 2024 Alpine Valley Resort
A 3 day party
wrapped around a 72 hole golf tournament
At the Alpine Valley Resort
A few moments from the LAST golf outing -2023
Golf & Beer!
2023 Outing Highlights
2023 Outing Highlights
2023 Outing Highlights
Tournament Champion -
The Borg - Jeff Reisberg
Long Dive - Dr. Evil
Best Shot - Crazy Mike
Long Putt - Shoeless Bin
Horse's Ass - See below
Crowley busting out the dance moves may have been the non-golf highlight of the '23 event. The horse's ass award was first awarded to Crazy Mike - just cause. After goodbyes, however, it was observed tha
Tournament Champion -
The Borg - Jeff Reisberg
Long Dive - Dr. Evil
Best Shot - Crazy Mike
Long Putt - Shoeless Bin
Horse's Ass - See below
Crowley busting out the dance moves may have been the non-golf highlight of the '23 event. The horse's ass award was first awarded to Crazy Mike - just cause. After goodbyes, however, it was observed that Jeff the Borg, who may have wanted that championship trophy pretty badly, had left it on the table. So, the GONG SHOW RULE II (where I reserve the right to change who won the trophy) was invoked, and several of us went to the car where the championship trophy and horses ass were awarded to the Borg. Then I went back to tie up loose ends, which included the fact that Russ didn't have his phone and "find my phone" said it was headed down I-90 (turns out it was in the cup-holder of the Bear's chair). Then, there was Baroo. The Angry elf had left without him. So, in absentia, and after the fact, I have invoked the GONG SHOW RULE again and awarded the '23 horse's ass award to Mussar.
Tee Times
2023 Outing Highlights
2023 Outing Highlights
- FRIDAY: NOON Summit/Meadows
- SAT AM:7:30
- Sugar Creek/Meadows
- SAT PM 1:30 Sugar Creek/Summit
- SUNDAY 7:30 Summit/Meadows
MEALS
FRIDAY DINNER 7:30
SATURDAY DINNER 7;30
SUNDAY BRUNCH 11:45
or
as soon as we're done golfing.
A Few Differences
2023 Outing Highlights
A Few Differences
EARLIER FRIDAY
We are teeing off at Noon on Friday, and I'd like everyone there by 10:30 Alpine Valley may not have our rooms ready when you get there, but they want you to stop by the hotel front desk for golf vouchers, then go to the pro shop to pick up your cart. There's a happy hour with live music that we can go to between golf an
EARLIER FRIDAY
We are teeing off at Noon on Friday, and I'd like everyone there by 10:30 Alpine Valley may not have our rooms ready when you get there, but they want you to stop by the hotel front desk for golf vouchers, then go to the pro shop to pick up your cart. There's a happy hour with live music that we can go to between golf and dinner.
BEER ON COURSE
As some of you may remember, they really are serious there about not packing your own beer into the golf cart. Just stock up your room and buy drinks from them on the golf course.
SINGLES AVAILABLE
Alpine Valley is not sold out. For a slight increase in the package price, single rooms are available. If you want a single, let the resort now when you call in and then let me know.
Site Content
NO THURSDAY PAR 3 CONTEST THIS YEAR
For the last 3 years the Thursday Par Three contest was a great start for those who did it. The Thursday Club has been Commander McBragg, Coco Puffs, Billy Baroo & Brawny. This year, we're in a different place. That said, if anyone is interested in going up Thursday, call and let me know. If there's interest, it can still be done.
THE Weekend
Weekend Itinerary
FRIDAY
- Arrive by around 10:30 on Friday - we tee off at noon
- Check in at the front desk and find me for your Pinky ball & Swag . Location to be determined
- Noon Tee Off - Summit/Meadows
- 4-6 Happy Hour - check in at the hotel then find us at the Valley View Lounge Bar
- 7:00 Dinner at the Restaurant
SATURDAY
- Breakfast buffet opens at 6:30 (included in package)
- Tee off 7:30 Sugar Creek/Meadows
- Lunch on your own (not included), Pavilion of Summit Spirits
- Tee off for afternoon scramble - Sugar Creek/Summit
- Dinner at 7:00 at the Restaurant
- Alpine's 9 hole glow in the dark tournament (not included, must sign up separately with the resort to play)
SUNDAY
- Check out before golf (sorry)
- Breakfast buffet opens at 6:30 (included in package)
- Tee of for final round at 7:30
- Lunch/ Awards 11:45 at the Pavilion
2024 rules and contests
THE WOLF CHAMPIONSHIP
2024 tournament wolf rules
(wolf without the popularity contest)
This year there’s no picking partners, you play six holes with everyone
Each Player will be designated player 1,2,3 or 4 by flipping a tee.
1st 6 holes, it’s players 1 & 2 v. 3 & 4
2nd 6 holes, it’s players 1 & 3 v. 2 & 4
3rd 6 holes, it’s players 1 & 4 v. 2 & 3
Friday: ride with your roommate. NO LONE WOLF
WOLF SCORING: EVERY HOLE ADDS UP TO 8 POINTS.
Low team total is 4 points, 2 to each on the low team
Or 1 pt for all 4 if the teams tie.
Low individual is 4 pts, 2 to each on his team
Or 1 pt for all 4 if it’s a tie
Saturday morning: Foursomes designated by wolf point standings, as usual
IT’S 2 MAN SCAMBLE WITH ROTATING TEAMS FOR WOLF POINTS!
1st 6 holes, it’s players 1 & 2 v. 3 & 4
2nd 6 holes, it’s players 1 & 3 v. 2 & 4
3rd 6 holes, it’s players 1 & 4 v. 2 & 3
But unlike Friday, it’s a scramble, 2 against 2
WOLF SCORING: EVERY HOLE ADDS UP TO 8 POINTS.
Low 2-man-team, 4 for each guy, high team, 0 for each guy: total 8
If the two man teams tie the hole, all 4 guys get 2 points: total 8
Saturday Afternoon: 4 man scramble, separate and apart from the wolf tourney, as usual
Sunday Morning: Conclude the Wolf Tourney, same rules as Friday,
MAXIMUM SCORE: 6 on par 3
8 on par 4 or 5
IF YOU UNEXPECTEDLY END UP IN A THREESOME
Then it's one against two, with each person taking one third of the holes as the single
Six point per hole not 8
Single wins low score - he gets all 6
Single ties low score - everyone gets 2
Single gets beat for low score - the twosome gets 3 each.
ONE CLUB LENGTH:
to avoid bad lies or bad luck, you can move the ball one club length:
-You cannot move the ball from off the green to on
-You cannot move a ball on the green except to avoid trouble spots
-you cannot move out of a sand trap but can move within the trap
You can move out of the rough onto better grass or out of an unplayable spot
-You cannot move closer to the flag
SIGGY GOLF OUTING SPECIAL RULES
· The Pinky: Everyone gets a Mulligan Ball to use for the weekend (the Pinky). You can use it once every nine holes, if you need it. You can only use it as a mulligan off the tee, and if you use it you must play the entire hole with it. IF YOU LOSE YOUR PINKY, YOU’RE OUT OF MULLIGANS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEKEND
· The Cloh Throw: Once per 18 Holes, You can plant your foot & throw the ball instead of hitting it with a club. You have to be able to plant your foot where the ball is.
· The Don’t be a Dick Rule:
Self explanatory
One-Stroke penalty may be assessed for excessive violations
· The second try if you buy rule: If you are first from your group to buy a round for your group from the cart girl, you have a second-try putt to use later in the round when you need it.
· The Todd Rule: If one guy wins too much stuff I may just re-distribute.
The Crazy Mike Rule: All putts within the length of a standard putter are good. Keep in mind that the don't be a dick rule can be applied to 31 inch putts.
The Yeti rule: Cloh Throws can be used to dunk a putt.
Siggy Rule 3.7 If your third putt is for a double bogey or worse, it's good.
Coco rule: Talk politics -get fined 2 bucks ($5.00 for Coco)
The Gong Show Rule:
Make a Birdie - Dance like Gene Gene The Dancing Machine.
The Chicken Dance or the Hawk Walk will also be acceptable.
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*No 14 club rule. Bring em all.
· The Siggy Rule: I reserve the right to make up other alcohol-influenced rules.
THE POMPER RULE: MUST BE PRESENT TO WIN. If you're not there for Sunday Lunch, I'm keeping it or giving it to someone else.
Siggy Golf Outing Contests
The Wolf Tournament
The Wolf Tournament
The Wolf Tournament
A three-day, three-round competition. This is the golf tournament part of the golf tournament
CLOSEST TO THE PIN
The Wolf Tournament
The Wolf Tournament
Everyone ponies up $20 when we get there and we play closest to the pin – for the whole group – on every par three. Each closest is worth $20.00 Closest for the whole weekend gets a trophy, and all the extra twentys.
LONGEST PUTT
The Wolf Tournament
LONGEST DRIVE
Longest putt of the weekend wins a trophy and a prize. Can be hit from on or off the green, as long as your using the putter. Don’t forget to measure.
LONGEST DRIVE
THE HORSES ASS AWARD
LONGEST DRIVE
One swing, on Sunday. Hole to be determined.
No Mulligans or Pinkies
SATURDAY SCRAMBLE
THE HORSES ASS AWARD
THE HORSES ASS AWARD
The Second 18 on Saturday
Saturday Afternoon: 4 man scramble,
Separate prizes for the scramble,
but results will be part of the Siggy Cup
THE HORSES ASS AWARD
THE HORSES ASS AWARD
THE HORSES ASS AWARD
So Many Ways to Win